Some things I liked

I’ve noticed that in these links I have a tendency to focus on US-based politics news more often than not. The last few weeks this could be forgiven as Australian politics was just getting up and going again. Parliament was sitting again, we had all the ABC shows we know and love back, including the PM on Q&A with, from what I could tell, were a bunch of Young Liberal and Young Labor kids where the questions veered from Dorothy Dixers, to preppy school kid “why can’t I get what I want?” type questions. And apart from that not much happened. I think these two stories are ripening but I don’t think we will see the full fruition of them for a little while yet.

Oh and we did see the illustrious denier-in-chief Lord Monckton debate climate scientist Tim Lambert with supervision by Alan Jones (gee, that sounds fair). Lambert was calm, well reasoned and performed well. It’s just a pity the crowd was full of one world government conspiracy theory nuts.

Climategate Revisited

One of the biggest non-controversy controversies last year was Climategate. This article brings us up to date on exactly how little it actually means and also how those who seek to dismiss climate change as not being influenced by man use ignorance to their advantage in making this case.

The common factor I tend to notice in climate change deniers is that they exhibit the same closed-mindedness they say so-called “warmists” have when presented with evidence that contradicts their own proofs. Despite Monckton’s entire argument being ripped to shreds by so many many different scientists and journalists, he’s still seen by these people as the second coming. And the coverage these people get is way over the top, and yet they still scream they have not been given the time to air their views. The current Doctor Media Watch host Jonathan Holmes covered it best here.

Fruit and Loins

It really disturbs me how much the Australian governments (state and Federal) listen to the Australian Christian Lobby. The ACL’s Jim Wallace was consulted by Stephen Conroy shortly before the release of the findings on the internet filter plan but Conroy also refused to meet with opposing groups. I’m not entirely sure how Wallace’s group can claim to represent anything other than an extreme right-wing fringe of the Christian faith and still claim to represent all Christians.

The Queensland Government addressed the issue of surrogacy for same-sex couples this week, so it was only natural that Wallace have a word. According to the World of Wallace, straight parent environments are the only safe, and stable environment for children to be raised. Pity about all that anecdotal evidence otherwise.

Aco*kalypse Now: Fear of the Gay Penis

The theory that gay men would join the army just on the off-chance of seeing a bit of straight guy penis is absolutely absurd, and borders on a gay panic defense. Here’s a hint guys: chances are, if you’re straight, gay guys don’t find you attractive. And, as the video points out, clearly nothing says “lets have gay sex” like getting shot at in Afghanistan.

CBS: Support for Gays in the Military Depends on the Question

A poll out this week from CBS shows that more people in the US are in favour of “gay men and lesbians” serving in the military than “homosexuals” serving in the military. It’s an interesting case in semantics, though I wish it had been more broad to encompass other reclaimed words like the all-encompassing “queer” or the F word. The pure clinical nature of “homosexual” draws back on 50s style fear campaigns, while gay and lesbian is so desensitised.

Fox News Tea Party Survey Fail

I’m not sure this is totally a fail if they put this as an option in the first place but it’s amusing that the result is even higher after all the attention. Especially considering that they managed to get a slight jab at them removed from a Captain America comic.

Some Things I Liked

Adult Entertainment Highlight of Sydney Newscast

As the first Australian internet meme of 2010, this really showed just how far we’ve come with these sorts of viral videos. This ill-fated Channel 7 cross to Macquarie Bank’s finance studio aired at 2:30pm, shortly after the Australian Reserve Bank had decided to keep interest rates on hold. Within a matter of an hour (if that) someone had caught frames of it, spread it via Twitter and the blogosphere and there was a poor quality video up on YouTube shortly after.

And showing how much more clued in TV news and mainstream media outlets are, both the 7PM Project and A Current Affair reveled in the schadenfreude of the clip on their shows that evening. By the next day radio and the papers had caught up. discussing whether or not this was acceptable behaviour, and in one case, highlighting that the photos (Miranda Kerr from her GQ shoot, I imagine they both love the publicity) were aimed squarely at bankers. And it also went international.

As “Dave the Banker” is keeping his job, this meme will be dead next week. As far as Australian memes go, given the previous top two were Corey Worthington and the Chk-Chk Boom girl, you’ve come a long way baby.

National Party Counting

Ahh Barnaby “Barnyard” Joyce. The accountant turned politician who pretends to be a farmer who pretends to be a Shadow Finance Minister. Oh wait, he actually is. One of the more lulz worthy appointments in the Tony Abbott shadow cabinet (and there were a few) was  Joyce to the portfolio of Shadow Finance.

This clip of the shadow minister at the National Press Club this week shows either a failed attempt by Joyce to mislead people on basic spending numbers or an incompetant politician who left his abacus at home. You decide.

Happy Birthday, Minister

I have to admit, when Yes, Minister was on the ABC when I was a kid and my parents would watch it, I would beg them to switch to The Simpsons because I didn’t get it. Now, after 30 years, it is clearly one of a growing number of British sitcoms that remain funny no matter how many times you watch it (Blackadder and Fawlty Towers being the top two).

Why Aren’t Conservatives Funny?

Apart from PJ O’Rourke, I struggle to think of any well-known conservative who is funny, so this piece is totally on the money. You only have to look at the sparring match between Bill O’Reilly and Jon Stewart this week to see a perfect example of this. Stewart is intelligent, self-deprecating and goddamn hilarious. On the other hand, O’Reilly tries really hard to be funny and comes off as condescending, bullying and really kinda lame.

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I’ve been trying to think of comedians who are conservative or conservatives who are funny in Australia and I really can’t think of a single example. Gerard Henderson, Miranda Devine, Andrew Bolt, they’re all just so angry and take themselves too seriously.

On the other hand, on the extremely unfunny left we have Catherine Deveny. Who by all accounts I should like and find but I find her columns like fingernails down a chalkboard as she discusses which bogans she doesn’t like this week.

Sex in the time of GPS

Grindr is one of the more interesting uses of the iPhone and its GPS capabilities. Trust the gays to think of it. I’ve yet to see much of Grindr covered in the press in Australia but I’m thinking it’s only a matter of time before some sort of moral panic comes out about the GPS semi-stalking capabilities, or just the fact that “OMG gays close to us might be having sex!”.

Westboro Baptist Church Protests Outside Twitter

Not much to add to this, I just love the counter-protest signs.